A few weeks ago, 'Dhurandhar: The Revenge' had hit the cinema halls, and
everyone said one thing, that it had “peak detailing”. Last week, another
Bollywood film released, with Akshay Kumar, the hero of the masses in its lead.
After watching it, I could not stop myself from noticing its “weak detailing”.
Here is how.
1. Similarity with Bhool Bhulaiyaa
franchise: You will keep missing Kartik Aaryan
Although, the original ‘Bhool
Bhulaiyaa’ (2007) film was directed by Priyadarshan, the same director of this
film, and Akshay Kumar was its hero, but the real mass success of the franchise
had occurred only when Kartik Aaryan had joined it for Part 2 and 3. About 20
years passed since the first film, and by now, Kartik Aaryan is synonymous with
Bhool Bhulaiyaa franchise. And this film does not have Kartik! To make it feel
weirder, this film still has almost whole cast of Bhool Bhulaiyaa franchise:
Tabu, Rajpal Yadav, Manoj Joshi, Asrani, Paresh Rawal, etc. It keeps feeling as
if the film makers chose Akshay instead of Kartik "by mistake".
2. Akshay Kumar as boyfriend
material
Akshay Kumar is about 59 years old.
And it shows in this film and we can’t ignore it. After a few scenes at the
beginning, we can see his “chest hair” which is grey and weird. After a while,
we need to see how his whole body skin is wrinkled, like a 75 year old man. We
also need to notice every once in a while that he has “polished” his face to
appear younger, and it has resulted in his face not matching with rest of his
body and it keeps feeling “what the yukk”. His father-in-law Superstar Rajesh
Khanna at least had the decency to take up "father roles: after he aged.
Akshay Kumar is still chasing girls in the bushes. In one scene, when
Akshay Kumar meets the fiancée of his sister, he calls him "beta" in
a natural tone. That scene "nailed" the weak detailing of this film
like a hard fact.
3. Vulgarity in Comedy
At the beginning of the film, in a
comic scene, Rajpal Yadav pulls down Akshay Kumar’s trouser by mistake, and we
are forced to see his bum, totally naked. At first, I could not believe “what
just happened”, but I knew it was weak detailing camouflaged as peak detailing.
After a while, the movie focuses entirely on the “housemaid” to create vulgar
comedy. Rajpal Yadav, the famous “mandir ka ghanta” whom anyone can ring when
one feels like, is made the villain while it is not even his fault – although
this part has become totally hilarious. And by the end of the film, there is a
song where group of women are dancing, and the same housemaid is seen dressed
and dancing like other rich noble women. Weak detailing.
4. Wamiqa Gabbi as a fresh face in
the female lead
Perhaps the only sane and logical
character in this film is of Wamiqa Gabbi who plays female lead opposite Akshay
Kumar. She is shown as extremely beautiful, although at times she starts
resembling Aishwarya Rai and at times even Alaya Furniturewalla (female lead of
Kartik Aryan’s film Freddy (2022). She brings a fresh face among all other old
stale, wrinkled stars. But then, our happiness is not made to last long. A few
scenes into the film and I could not stop noticing that her upper tooth was
“bent”. Out of the two front upper teeth, one is longer than the usual and is
also bent as if dentist has tried grinding it to make it even. I know that it
is not her fault, that best of the Hollywood stars also had some teeth problem,
and it feels like “body shaming”, but I have just put my observations since I
could not “un-notice” it. Almost feeling guilty now, but I wonder if this
should be considered normal in the age of “peak detailing”.
5. Other weak detailing
The movie’s plot is so weak and full
of holes. First, no one can understand the necessity to conduct the wedding in
that haunted palace even after it becomes clear that the bride would die if she
gets married in that venue. The ghost fears light, but in the end scene the
ghost is shown as making offering of twelve brides to demon in a cave full of “fire
torches” which obviously emit “light”. In the climax scene in the cave, the
bride’s wedding saree keeps changing colour from red to pink and pink to red. There
is unnecessary “doubling” of characters and even Akshay Kumar plays a
double-role and it becomes too confusing. The palaces in the film clearly look
like Rajasthani palaces, but are claimed to be situated somewhere in UP. The scenes
of world famous ghats of Varanasi and pictures of the city having multi-storey
buildings are shown as some old city from centuries ago. And after completing this
whole film about ghosts, Akshay Kumar does “virtue signalling” by slapping the astrologer
of his sister’s in-laws after taking him aside in secret, and then tells him “do
not tell anyone or else they will laugh at you”. It made no sense why the big
jyotishi would tolerate getting slapped like that. And this “do not tell anyone”
is repeated so many times in the film, and so many characters tell the same “do
not tell anyone about this” to so many other characters so frequently, that this
weak detailing becomes a joke.
6. The bhoot and the horror are
well-made and feel original
Although slightly similar to the
Bhool Bhulaiyaa franchise, the ghost/demon (bhoot) in this film resembling a
bat, is really innovative and appears real. And the bhoot is finally a 'male',
not a female ‘chudail’ like earlier films. The horror scenes are able to make
you feel horrified and the use of old temple and gospel stories from the Hindu
epic tales feel very real. But at the same time, I did not like the way Akshay
Kumar is able to physically hurt the bhoot in the climax scene and the very
long fight scene where he appears almost equal in physical strength to the
Rakshasa. What is even the point of a big fight scene in the climax when
everyone knows that the “hero will get beaten up at first but will be able to
kill the villain eventually”. It is like a “fixed match” no one will bet even a
paisa on. But then, this should not be surprising, since we are dealing with
Bollywood’s ordinary films with weak detailing.
Final verdict: Recommended
All said and done, the film is
entertaining, with too many comic and laughter scenes and at the same time some
very good horror in the later part, with usual performances by the cast. The
setup of royal palaces of Rajasthan and the dense jungle scenes are also nice
to watch. I think this film should definitely qualify for an entertaining
casual watch and hence I recommend it, despite my freak detailing in this blog
review.
- Rahul
















































